No team was more bummed about their play this weekend than Connecticut in their three-game loss to East Carolina.

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Sorenson: The Ouch List, May 9

Analysis

Men, happy Mother’s Day and welcome to the Ouch List.

Now, in the words of Sergeant Hulka, your mamas are not here to take care of you. The Ouch List doesn’t care if you got your mother a bouquet of flowers and a card, if you failed to live up to expectations, your mother will find you on the Ouch List. So stop your sniveling.

"Men, I'm Sgt. Hulka, your drill instructor. Welcome to the Ouch List. Your mammas aren't here to take care of you..."

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